Bartender: I'm sorry sir, but ah, I don't think you can afford it.
Disheveled Man: Well, if I show you something you've never seen before, will you give me a drink?
Bartender: Sure.
So the man pulls out a box - in it is a little hamster. The hamster runs down the end of the bar, gets up on the piano and starts doing Gershwin tunes.
Bartender: Wow, that's amazing. I have never seen anything like that.
Disheveled Man: If I show you another thing, will you give me another drink?
Bartender: Of course!
So he pulls out a frog out of the box, and the frog starts singing along.
Another guy sees this down at the end of the bar, and he runs up to the disheveled homeless-looking man and says: I'll give you $300 for that frog.
Disheveled Man: Sure, it's a deal.
He hands him the frog and the guy walks out.
Bartender (incredulously): You just sold a million dollar act for three hundred dollars!
Disheveled Man: Relax, the hamster is a ventriloquist.
- Jed Mayhew, dinner party download, episode 14.
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