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If I Were The Evil Overlord... After I captures the hero's super-weapon, I will not immediately disband my legions and relax my guard because I believe whoever holds the weapon is unstoppable.  After all, the hero held the weapon and I took it from him. All bumbling conjurers, clumsy squires, no-talent bards, and cowardly thieves in the land will be preemptively executed; all annoying and/or humorously clever robots and androids will be destroyed; and it shall be declared a capital crime to be the "town drunk".  The hero will certainly give up and abandon his quest if he has no handy source of comic relief. All deathtraps will have only one way in or out, with any way out leading to an even more cunning deathtrap that works faster. All guards (and other workers) will be entitled to three weeks paid vacation a year after one full year's employment, will be covered (after that same period) by comprehensive medical and dental insurance (paid by m...

What do you call a smiling, SOBER courteous person at a SharePoint conference? A: The caterer. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some SharePoint consultants appear bright until you hear them speak. A good SharePoint consultant is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you look forward to the trip. How many SharePoint consultants does it take to screw in a light bulb? How many can you afford? I always take SharePoint with a grain of salt, ...plus a slice of lemon, ...and a shot of tequila. Client says to SharePoint consultant - Well aren't you a waste of two billion years of evolution. SharePoint: working daily to make the human brain obsolete. I told my boss that everyone hates SharePoint. He said I was being ridiculous… everyone hasn't used it yet. SharePoint work is something you do that nobody notices until you don't do it. Top three things SharePoint Consultant won't say: You're right; we're billing way too much for...

A disheveled looking man walks into a bar and orders a drink. Bartender:  I'm sorry sir, but ah, I don't think you can afford it. Disheveled Man:  Well, if I show you something you've never seen before, will you give me a drink? Bartender:  Sure . So the man pulls out a box - in it is a little hamster.  The hamster runs down the end of the bar, gets up on the piano and starts doing Gershwin tunes. Bartender: Wow, that's amazing. I have never seen anything like that. Disheveled Man: If I show you another thing, will you give me another drink? Bartender: Of course! So he pulls out a frog out of the box, and the frog starts singing along. Another guy sees this down at the end of the bar, and he runs up to the disheveled homeless-looking man and says: I'll give you $300 for that frog. Disheveled Man:  Sure, it's a deal. He hands him the frog and the guy walks out. Bartender (incredulously): You just sold a million dollar act for thr...

Chandra: What do you call a deer with no eyes? Leigh: I don't know what? Chandra: No eye-deer. - The Watson Twins, dinner party download, episode 1 .