dinner party download: ice breakers 5

So a dog walks into a post office.

Dog: I want to send a telegram.

Postman: Okay, what would you like to say?

Dog: I would like to say, 
     "Woof, woof. 
       Woof woof woof. 
       Woof woof, woof woof."

Postman: For the same price, you could put another woof in there.

Dog (incredulously): Uh, but that wouldn't make any sense!


- Sarah Lyall, dinner party download, episode 5.


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