The almighty comes down to two nude statues in a park and says






"For a short period of time, I will bring you to life, and you can do whatever you would like to do."






So these two statues come to life.






They jump into a large set of bushes.  There is all kinds of rustling and banging around in the bushes.






And of course the almighty peers around the bushes in time to see the male statue say to the female statue, 






"Okay, now you hold down the pigeon, and I'll shit on it!"

- a. thomas schomberg