dinner party download: ice breakers 10



This man walks into the butcher store and says to the butcher: Are you a gambling man?

Butcher: Yah, I'm a gambling man. 

Man: Alright, I bet you fifty bucks you can't touch that meat up there hanging from the hook.

Butcher: Nah, I'm not going to bet on that.

Man: What? I thought you were a gambling man?

Butcher: Yah, but the steaks are too high.








Chad Brown (a.k.a. The Lonesome Cowboy), dinner party download, episode 10.



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