A disheveled looking man walks into a bar and orders a drink. Bartender: I'm sorry sir, but ah, I don't think you can afford it. Disheveled Man: Well, if I show you something you've never seen before, will you give me a drink? Bartender: Sure . So the man pulls out a box - in it is a little hamster. The hamster runs down the end of the bar, gets up on the piano and starts doing Gershwin tunes. Bartender: Wow, that's amazing. I have never seen anything like that. Disheveled Man: If I show you another thing, will you give me another drink? Bartender: Of course! So he pulls out a frog out of the box, and the frog starts singing along. Another guy sees this down at the end of the bar, and he runs up to the disheveled homeless-looking man and says: I'll give you $300 for that frog. Disheveled Man: Sure, it's a deal. He hands him the frog and the guy walks out. Bartender (incredulously): You just sold a million dollar act for thr...
