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This man walks into the butcher store and says to the butcher:  Are you a gambling man? Butcher: Yah, I'm a gambling man.  Man: Alright, I bet you fifty bucks you can't touch that meat up there hanging from the hook. Butcher: Nah, I'm not going to bet on that. Man: What? I thought you were a gambling man? Butcher: Yah, but the steaks are too high. Chad Brown (a.k.a. The Lonesome Cowboy), dinner party download, episode 10.

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel sticking out of his pants. Bartender: What's up with the steering wheel sticking out of your pants? Pirate: Arrr, it's driving me nuts! Aaron Aites, dinner party download, episode 9 .