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René Descartes walks in to a bar. Bartender: Descartes, hey, how's it going - can I get you a beer? Descartes: I think not.  ..and then he disappears. - Abigail Chapin , dinner party download, episode 8 .

A guy goes to the rabbi; Guy: Rabbi, I think my wife is trying to poison me.  Can you talk to her and find out? Rabbi: Okay, go and come back in two days. The guy comes back two days later Rabbi: You know what, I talked to your wife for two hours, maybe three. And I think you're right, I think she is trying to poison you. And if I were you, I'd take it. - Dan Ariely , dinner party download, episode 7 .

The disciple approaches the master - Disciple: Master, what is fate? Master: Disciple, it is that which causes a man to travel a great distance with a heavy load upon his back.  And which causes a road to spring up under his feet. And which causes Inns and Public Houses to spring up alongside that road to stave off hunger and weariness and thirst. Disciple: Master, that is fate. Master: Fate? I thought you said freight.  MC Frontalot, dinner party download, episode 6 .