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This man walks into the butcher store and says to the butcher:  Are you a gambling man? Butcher: Yah, I'm a gambling man.  Man: Alright, I bet you fifty bucks you can't touch that meat up there hanging from the hook. Butcher: Nah, I'm not going to bet on that. Man: What? I thought you were a gambling man? Butcher: Yah, but the steaks are too high. Chad Brown (a.k.a. The Lonesome Cowboy), dinner party download, episode 10.

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel sticking out of his pants. Bartender: What's up with the steering wheel sticking out of your pants? Pirate: Arrr, it's driving me nuts! Aaron Aites, dinner party download, episode 9 .

René Descartes walks in to a bar. Bartender: Descartes, hey, how's it going - can I get you a beer? Descartes: I think not.  ..and then he disappears. - Abigail Chapin , dinner party download, episode 8 .

A guy goes to the rabbi; Guy: Rabbi, I think my wife is trying to poison me.  Can you talk to her and find out? Rabbi: Okay, go and come back in two days. The guy comes back two days later Rabbi: You know what, I talked to your wife for two hours, maybe three. And I think you're right, I think she is trying to poison you. And if I were you, I'd take it. - Dan Ariely , dinner party download, episode 7 .

The disciple approaches the master - Disciple: Master, what is fate? Master: Disciple, it is that which causes a man to travel a great distance with a heavy load upon his back.  And which causes a road to spring up under his feet. And which causes Inns and Public Houses to spring up alongside that road to stave off hunger and weariness and thirst. Disciple: Master, that is fate. Master: Fate? I thought you said freight.  MC Frontalot, dinner party download, episode 6 .

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So a dog walks into a post office. Dog: I want to send a telegram. Postman: Okay, what would you like to say? Dog: I would like to say,       "Woof, woof.         Woof woof woof.         Woof woof, woof woof." Postman: For the same price, you could put another woof in there. Dog (incredulously): Uh, but that wouldn't make any sense! - Sarah Lyall, dinner party download, episode 5 .