dinner party download: ice breakers 3

David: How can you tell the drummer in the band
...
David: The one who had to pay a cover charge to go to his own gig. 


[so apparently all drummer jokes stink]

- David Carr, dinner party download, episode 3.

dinner party download: ice breakers 2

Gregg: What do you call cheese thats not yours?

( silence )

Gregg: Nacho cheese!






- Gregg Gillis (a.k.a Girl Talk), dinner party download, episode 2.